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keskiviikkona, heinäkuuta 07, 2004

Naisen Kanssa/With a Woman

LOOK AT THIS CARTOON

That is how a very truthful Finnish comic about the relationship between a man and a woman looks.
They came out with a book called "With a Woman: A workbook", that's meant for a couple. My mom got it for me and I would like to share couple practices from it.
Enjoy!

Check all the alternative choices that pictures your relationship.

_ The woman wears the mans clothes sometimes at home.
_ The woman advises the man on how to dry socks over the shower curtain holder.
_ The woman and the man buy something together from a designing store.
_ Being in a bad mood has been allowed and doesn't form any conflicts anymore.
_ The woman doesn't always wash her hair when being at home on the weekends.
_ The woman babbles on the phone with the man's mother.
_ You invite other couples to come over.
_ You start to go back to the beginning times of the relationship.
_ Week-schedule and the TV-schedule define when there is time for sex.
_ The man notices that the woman threw his bathrobe in the trash.
_ The woman sits in the toilet with the door open talking to the man.
_ You start to find objects that you are not sure about who it belongs to.
_ Talking about a previous relationship starts a feeling that it belongs to another life.

If you checked any of these it means you are a couple.

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Circle the option that describes desirable behavior the best in a relationship.

1. A man shouldn't respect a woman by being physically controlled, but he should

a) prove his physical strength by lifting very heavy lead-weights.
b) show his sensitivity by shedding tears.
c) present a dervish-dance for the woman.
d) express his sexuality by using a generous amount of sexual vocabulary.
e) appreciate his own sexuality by dressing up in a tight outfit.
f) make a voluptuous move towards the woman in a public transportation machine (in secret)

2. When shopping in a department store the man should..

a)offer to buy a piece of clothing so expensive
b)pick from his pocket a fruit so juicy
c)offer for sale a piece of stock so high-risk
d)demand the woman in such a determined tone to fulfill her obligations as a woman to him as a man
e)whisper a proposal so provocative

..that the woman refuses in a playfully upset way.

The solution: f and e. In a relationship the man should maintain an oversupply of provocative behavior for the woman
so that the woman can be as provocative as she wants.

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Recognize from the following actions the ones that the woman considers as an enjoyable common activity.

1. Sailing together.
2. Car trip.
3. Eating in a Italian restaurant.
4. Playing video-games.
5. A visit in an art gallery.
6. Eating in a fine restaurant.
7. Camping/Hiking.
8. Family visits.
9. Moonlight drive on an autumn eve.
10.Going to the summer house for the weekend.

The solution:The right choices are all but 1, 4 and 7. Activity that the woman considers enjoyable is everything that includes being in a car and possibly eating.