Strange things have happened to me lately. This morning when I was planning to write about my weird occurrences, I didn’t remember any weird thing that would have happened to me! I mean how weird is that!
But just now when I passed the kitchen I saw the popcorn flavor that I recently discovered from the corner store (that has become more than often my quick fix).
It says: Corn on the Cob. This sounded so strange and weird to me that I had to buy it just to have it at my kitchen counter as an evidence if somebody would doubt my claims. It has been for 3 days now and I’m getting more and more interested if it actually can taste like corn on the cob…I mean HOW the HELL could it! Or maybe I’m the only one who thinks this is weird and I would appreciate it if you informed me otherwise.
So that was one. But I can’t remember what the one’s were that I was actually goingt o write about…
Was it the fact that I signed up for MTV’s message board and sneak in to the office while Dave is sleeping to discuss how great the My Super Sweet 16-show actually is and agree with all the others how the ones that don’t like it are actually just jealous. Nope. I think that’s just embarrassing. And I’m going to consider twice if I should post that. But I’m not the type to erase something I’ve just written, so fuck it. I’m going to hear about this one.
Was it the loud orgasm noises that woke me up each time I fell asleep last night and when it got absurd and I asked Dave if he heard it, he had no idea what the hell I was talking about. That could have been one because that’s weird and it worries me. Why did I keep hearing loud orgasm sighs/screams every time I was trying to fall asleep…Yep. That was weird. One down.
Jesus. I should keep notes about my life. I know something very weird happened. I remember thinking, Wow! This is something I should write about! Maybe it was when the French bulldog, Sanni Cecilia, we were taking care of had her periods and my brother forgot to take her diapers out when he took her to pee and as a result we had to use his old swim trunks and cut a hole to it to let the tail out and man! That was a sight to see! Nope. That wasn’t weird but it was quite funny and I have pictures to prove it..
Maybe it was when I had just eaten 5 jelly donuts with pink frosting on top and suddenly got an enormous rash to face and I couldn’t stop sweating and then I had to leave to catch a flight with a tiny propeller plane in a terrible snow storm through Finland and I just thought: What the hell…
Nope. That would have been weird in regarding all the events that took place almost at once, but it turned out to be completely normal since my periods started the next day which explains my behavior after seeing the jelly donuts and the reaction my face had after realizing what I had just done. The plane and the storm were just things that happen to me right when my uterus starts leaking. It’s like daring me and saying; Can you handle all of this at once? I should have realized earlier in that situation that it was my Uterus behind it.
How come almost all my posts talk about my Uterus? I should dedicate a whole blog just for it’s use. It would be called “The Humiliated Uterus” or “The Upset Ovaries” or ”The Frustrated Womb”
Ok. I keep thinking about what the heel it was..Maybe it could have been the old Russian hag who sat next to me on the flight home from Finland(9 hours) who decided to let a little air breeze between her toes and Man! That smell was something else! Phiuh! I do not know how to go on and describe it so I won’t. Quite honest and brutal it was.
