Dry roasted peanuts..

I have been eating the weirdest things lately! First I never drink Sprite and for the last oumygod couple of weeks I have been drinking about 1.5 cans a day on average....I have no idea what has gotten this sprite-bug into me but oh no..that's not the only bug that's in me! Oh no..There is a WISE jalapeno kettle cooked chips bug that has totally taken control out of my system and now yesterday a new bug got introduced..Oh yes..the bug of dry roasted peanuts with spices..My godness! What am I supposed to do with all these obsessions? And more importantly: What is going to come next!?? I have been able to get rid of certain bugs like:
the chinese food bug
the bagel with butter tomatoes and onions bug
the ice-cream bug
the popcorn bug
the snapple bug

And yes, the bug has been contagious..and who else but my dear husband has become the victim..He totally has the WISE jalapeno kettle cooked chips bug and the sprite bug. but I think he has gotten rid of his McDonalds bug. Yeah, definetily. But he has also created one of his own lately which is the beef bug (from what I understand about the foods he has for lunch there at the Pr.)
Well, remember on that other post where I was furious and threatened to go outside in the so-called-snowstorm to do laundry and read Whitman...Well, that for some reason did not go as I would have liked...But now! Now is the time to do it!

P.S I really have to think about subjects other than food..jesus

To extra large or to jumbo?

I had a dream about jelly donuts(just following my dear husbands advice..). Today was random, hmm, or must I say peculiar? I just finished watching Father of the Bride I and II. I had to discontinue watching because you know what's on..Oh the noise from that sport is very very strong. But I convinced him to buy me the movies on a DVD..I assume they come in a pact because of their nature of being sequels..and then WE would watch them TOGETHER from start to finish..Oh how marvelous! Still it puts me down that I had to tune out of my wedding-babies-mother--mode and start to do my Sunday cleaning.. As I started I noticed I still hadn't figured out how the hell I could clean the windows from the other side! I must be a real dumbo! So I swiped them only half way up hanging from the window while Dutchess (the pretty boxer) was holding on me from my big toe..And as she got the smell of the fresh outside air the crying started and now we are on our way out..Yes I should be at least. Hah, but when Ellie (our queen of the house dachshund) tasted the freezing outside this morning when I DECIDED that we should ALL go out for a Sunday walk she very clearly demonstrated with her facial expressions and body movements that she had had enough of that ridiculousness..as did my dear husband..:)
Yesterday when I announced to the dogs(Dave was having a cigarette outside) that I would boost my site and promise to write more, I immediately had a million things to do (other than writing) right when I woke up and somehow everything is still kind of hanging on their half way:
my windows are wiped only halfly(hmm),
my bread making is still in the flourbag, the yeast packet and the waterpipes,
Dutchess is still staring at the door,
I'm still in my sexy pants,
Ellie still is without her manicure and pedicure..hmm
BUT I did go to the corner store and got all the necessary like:
1 can of asparagus
1 can of halved peaches
4 teeny-bags of WISE jalapeno chips (kettle cooked)
1 package of extra large eggs and this was a tough one because the choice was between jumbo eggs or extra large eggs and WHO the hell could know the difference?! It wasn't me! And because of this it took a little more inspection and observation time than it should have...
BUT I managed not to finish this either since they are..oh yes I can clearly see them from here...STILL at the kitchen counter..
fuckshitfuckshit
I better go and finish this ridiculousness.